As has always been true but the OceanTemptingFate billionaire slushy sub has made patently obvious, BioShock could never happen because an underwater city built by an objectivist billionaire who hates regulations for being anti-capitalist would fucking implode way before it ever fell to capitalist infighting or people getting addicted to sea slug juice.
“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in W-” *bathysphere immediately fucking implodes because Andrew Ryan refused to spend more than $100,000 on steel*














